Tommy and Sarah had been a couple for three months now. They were very much in love and just couldn`t stop touching each other.



One night at Tommy`s house they were making dinner together. They were laughing and kissing, giving each other little pieces of food to taste. When suddenly Sarah cut her finger while slicing some tomatoes. It was a pretty deep cut with a lot of blood dripping out. Tommy took her finger in his mouth to stop the bleeding. It was meant to be just tenderly, to… Continue

Let me tell you about this.



I discovered something truly amazing and wonderful a few years ago.

I was at work one day, working on a job at a customer's home back when I used to live in Canada. So there I was - they had left me on my own standing outside on the large tiled balcony just outside the flat, which overlooked onto the pool area, which stood many floors down from where I was. This being, all the flats on at least this floor had an identical setup. So if I were to have… Continue

Cheriena's incomprehensible blog no.1



POLITICIAN (theoretically)=

a person who loves his/her country so much that he/she is willing to try and make everyone and everything in it work together so that they will all be as happy as possible...

POLITICIAN (actually)=

Somebody who needs to eat at least a 5 course ?1000,- dinner before he/she can start working...



DEMOCRACY (theoretically)=

The possibility for every citizen of a country to help choose the… Continue

Welcome to the third millenium!



Exciting isn't it? Global warming, climate changes, the world slowly sliding towards yet another massive war to prove whose imagenary friend is the best. All courtesy of the international oil and arms industry.

We now live in a world whose leaders seem to think that you and I are merely an election statistic combined with a tax number. We' ve already been sold to the ''New World Order'', who wants to turn us and our families into mindless… Continue

Dear Diary,



Today was most uneventful. I woke up once again riddled with the flu, hallucinating vividly about a big, blobby white shape, which was positioned above me - slightly to the left. I hid under the covers for a non-descript amount of time until I heard the cat heaving violently. If any sound were to raise me from comatose it would be the sound of a cat heaving violently as if it were about to empty the contents of its stomach over me and/or my bed covers. I don't usually… Continue

This planet is infested with naked (mostly feral) monkeys who are destroying it, because they are basically very stupid shortsighted and selfish monkeys.

Some monkeys (like you and me) realise this and can help the eco-system in a small though ultimately very powerfull way by simply planting trees,bushes,flowers etc, randomly, anywhere and everywhere you can think of...like urban guerilla commando-fairies!

And whenever you encounter one or more other naked-monkeys destroying… Continue

A package of 5 DVDs was delivered to me at the wrong address today. One of them is called “Pissing In Nature”, so you might get a slight hint of what the nature of these films are: Pissing.



Herein lays the dilemma. Keep them or give them to their rightful owner, of whom I can assume they were ordered by the guy living at #1 on this road - by looking at the delivery address. I too can assume that his real name isn’t really “Mr. P. Keen”, as it would state on the label, but it did… Continue