Hello and welcome to my little chamber.


Put on some music in the background, this is going to be long.
People call me ''The Little twisted profilemaker from Farmland Hell'' because I really make long profiles...

I am Norwegian, 1990 child, girl and live on my own in a nice little house in Drammen (state Buskerud in Norway)
Yes, I am 21, not 25, I dont like recieving comments that I look like a boy or even a 25 year old.
Normally, teens gets flattered for things like this, I dont, 4 years too much.
I act like any age though, but yes, I have in fact recieved message from people saying ''oh, you're just 21....'' then again, isn't age just a number?

DRAMMEN: We're few, but we're still some metalheads here, exept for the screamokids.
In these times, I attend Briskeby 'College', a normal school, with some little special things: You need to have a hearingdisability!
Without them, I am nearly medical deaf, nobody notice it when they talk to me, because it not what you have LOST but who much you have trained what you have LEFT.

I went 1 year (2006) in Music, Dance and Drama, until I got brutally hit in the face that someone with my handicap couldnt be musician, but got new hope!

Guitar is my only ''dead'' friend, which has been with me since I was 11, if you take away the axe or my fingers, you take my life.
I also had familyproblems at home, so I had to quit MDD and move, so I moved too Drammen, 8 hours away with train and started all over, unfortunately I had to start 1 year all over again and they didnt have MDD subjects.
Havent regret ever since.

Along with my guitar, music is a big part of my life as well, I make music, and listen and play.
Even I sucess to get into a band and get signed into some recordlabel, I wont earn much, Musicianlife is too hard these days, I keep it as a hobby and wait some more years, still something I love to do and I encourage people to follow their dreams, but always have a plan B for everything you do!

But there's more, drawing, writing and reading books.
Seriously, there's so many teenagers today who shouldnt deserve to be 18, look how they devastate their future and life...
Sometimes, I wish I was a teacher back in the early 1900's when violence were legal at school.
Call me crazy, I stay away from them, they can party till they die, I rather spend my money for some new guitars, books, cd's, some movies and invite some few friends and have a whiskey shot or two.
Yes, I like Whiskey, even I rarely drink.

Now, this should surprise you.
Since I am a girl, people dont expect that I play POSTAL2, and The Sims2 and thats a strange combination, isn't it?
Soon Postal3 is released...

Now, the question everyone seem to ask me these days: What do you want to become when you grow up?
You call me not a grown up? oh, you mean, when I finish schooling?
I still think and I have been thinking for a long time.
I just dont know, I want to get a job I like, but it doesnt mean I should do my hobby as a job 8 hours a day, it would ruin the pleasure unless it was voluntary.
Guess it has to be a combination, my studiomusician dream is halfbroken.
Beethoven was DEAF and made music, if he can, why can't I?
Tell me that!

And I respond every message, so feel free to send me any kind of questions, it's fun to get to know people.
But write formal and right, I dont want to read ''smth lyk dis'' or several comments about how hot Dani Filth is, because we all know it and I dont need to get fed with a teaspoon with that.

What a cheery bunch of fans, If you really love him and think you will be together “forever” - strip his ass bare, tie him down and brand him...
It's not gonna happen.

Mr Filth? Just a joke...

Well, I hope you found something that tickled your fancy.
Hope you had a fangtastic time here, nevertheless.