Well one would say that a shit slip consists of... that. But my experience with a shit slip was somewhat different.. Back in the day, when dirt was new, and i was going to school, i was sitting in the front row of my Earth Science class with my buddy Leroy. And all of a sudden i got the sudden urge to release some serious excramental fluid. So i got up and went to get a pass to the bathroom. There were two different kinds. One to go to the bathroom. And one, when u know your gonna be in there a while. I grabbed the long term pass. When i got into the hall i started at a dead sprint. The liquified steamy brown was about to splurge from my anus... I could see the bathroom sign... i fought to hold it in!! A little began to run down began to run down my leg..(i was wearing shorts that day) When i got in the restroom it just unloaded before i could sit down... My presence in the bathroom just made a forcefull shit.. It was trully the biggest bowel movement my body has ever made. It felt horrible, my bum felt as tho it was on fire and i would never sit down again...i took my shorts off, and looked in the mirror... I was bleeding out of my anus... Now i understand why you may call the incredible peice of paper you recieved "a shit slip" I was the beginning at my school for naming these so extra long bathroom passes "Shit Slips" I guess we think a like. I do not wish to talk about what happened next for it is far too grotesque for me to share with you... I don't like to relive it..
babe i could show you a good time with my Doberman Rex:) I guarantee you would love to fuck dogs and fart in my face while i eat your butt, all you gotta do is try it. just one time, you can't say you don't like something until you have tried it naw mean? anyways yeah i want to tell you what i have been going through.
I got up monday got ready for work, put on my suit and looked in the mirror. My suit had a splotch of brown on the collar which was obviously shit, which came form Rex. I was pissed but i said what the hell, and got in my car and headed to work. On the way there i saw an old man walking his dog(who walks there dogs anymore right? We fuckem:)). The man seemed to be being dragged by his St. Bernard, and i just laughed, his relationship is nothing like mine and Rex. So yeah anyways i got to work and my boss told me to come into his office, i did as i was told. When i got in there i saw the most bizzare thing... My boss was naked from head to toe. I asked him what he wanted trying not to make the moment awkward, and he told me to come around his backside..... I did as instructed and then he told me to finger his anus with my index finger... again i did as instructed, i was kinda enjoying this, cuz i might even get a raise:D. Imagine that getting a raise for getting horny!
So yeah anyways i did as instructed and he began to make grunting noises, not like a feel good grunt...he sounded like a horse. i went faster and then i felt something wierd.. i pulled my finger out and it was almost black. He looked at me and smiled and grabbed my hand. He put his mouth around my finger and licked it clean. When he was done, he said that is all you may have the day off.
I was jumping with joy when i got home, Rex was laying by the door, i took him in the bedroom and slammed the door shut and got out the lubriderm. When he saw the bottle he yelped(probably because he likes it right:)) i squirted most of the bottle onto his anus and began forking it in with my index finger and middle finger:)
Me and Rex had the most incredible sex that night, candles lit and everything:D
So anyways how was your monday? that was pertty much mine, except for the fact i got a parking ticket...
do you like turtles? cuz i do. i luvs the way the snapping turtles suck off my dick and then i ram their bums until they piss all over my wang. I'm all like "Fuck, that fucking feels so good! oh my gosh dang, i luv inserting my penis into their shells and having them shit all over my dong. know what i mean? are you into that emie? oh, and by the way, i am serious. i don't kid around when it has to do with raping lions, fingering st. bernards, and fucking turtles. haha, nah mean?
anyway, peace babe. by the way, i know u aren't a fat bitch. ure so pretty, my little sugar biscuit! :) well, talk to ya later. stay filthy! filthy filth!
I am fucking serious babe thats why im on this site, its like the perfect place to get my shit out there! ya know what i'm sayin:) That is my name, its spelled cleen, but i spelled it the other way just so people would like that. Its pronounced the exact same way. I'm a filthy boy babe, believe what u just read, u got a small dose of how nasty i can be. I fuck dogs, because i like it... thats just how i am, i like shit and dogs, they turn me on. well comment me back babe