hahaha, no offense ladies, but I thought this was really funny, and a lot of it true,(maybe not all),lol,, anyways I would love to hear some comments, if you think its true or what ever you think



WHAT WOMEN SAY------- WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN


we need -------- I wan't
its your decision ------- the correct decision should be obvious by now
do what you wan't -------- you will pay for this later
we need to talk -------- I need to complain
sure go ahead ------- I don't want you to
I'm not upset ------- of course I'm upset you moron
your so manly ------- you need to shave and you sweat a lot
your certainly attentive tonight--- is sex all you think about?
I'm not emotional! and I'm not overreacting!--- I'm on my period
be romantic, turn out the lights--- I have flabby thighs
hang the picture there ------- no, i mean hang it there!
I heard a noise ------- I noticed you were almost asleep
do you love me ------- I'm going to ask for something expensive
how much do you really love me?---I did something today thats going to piss you off
Ill be ready in a minute------- at least give me an hour
is my ass fat? ------- you better tell me I'm beautiful in the next second
you must learn to communicate--- just agree with me
are you listening to me?-------- to late,your dead
yes ------- no
no ------- no
maybe ------- no
I'm sorry ------- you will be sorry
I'm not yelling ------- I'm yelling cause this is important




oh god I can feel some of the dirty looks all ready,lol,, its all in fun