what women say and what they really mean
hahaha, no offense ladies, but I thought this was really funny, and a lot of it true,(maybe not all),lol,, anyways I would love to hear some comments, if you think its true or what ever you think
WHAT WOMEN SAY------- WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
we need -------- I wan't
its your decision ------- the correct decision should be obvious by now
do what you wan't -------- you will pay for this later
we need to talk -------- I need to complain
sure go ahead ------- I don't want you to
I'm not upset ------- of course I'm upset you moron
your so manly ------- you need to shave and you sweat a lot
your certainly attentive tonight--- is sex all you think about?
I'm not emotional! and I'm not overreacting!--- I'm on my period
be romantic, turn out the lights--- I have flabby thighs
hang the picture there ------- no, i mean hang it there!
I heard a noise ------- I noticed you were almost asleep
do you love me ------- I'm going to ask for something expensive
how much do you really love me?---I did something today thats going to piss you off
Ill be ready in a minute------- at least give me an hour
is my ass fat? ------- you better tell me I'm beautiful in the next second
you must learn to communicate--- just agree with me
are you listening to me?-------- to late,your dead
yes ------- no
no ------- no
maybe ------- no
I'm sorry ------- you will be sorry
I'm not yelling ------- I'm yelling cause this is important
oh god I can feel some of the dirty looks all ready,lol,, its all in fun
WHAT WOMEN SAY------- WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
we need -------- I wan't
its your decision ------- the correct decision should be obvious by now
do what you wan't -------- you will pay for this later
we need to talk -------- I need to complain
sure go ahead ------- I don't want you to
I'm not upset ------- of course I'm upset you moron
your so manly ------- you need to shave and you sweat a lot
your certainly attentive tonight--- is sex all you think about?
I'm not emotional! and I'm not overreacting!--- I'm on my period
be romantic, turn out the lights--- I have flabby thighs
hang the picture there ------- no, i mean hang it there!
I heard a noise ------- I noticed you were almost asleep
do you love me ------- I'm going to ask for something expensive
how much do you really love me?---I did something today thats going to piss you off
Ill be ready in a minute------- at least give me an hour
is my ass fat? ------- you better tell me I'm beautiful in the next second
you must learn to communicate--- just agree with me
are you listening to me?-------- to late,your dead
yes ------- no
no ------- no
maybe ------- no
I'm sorry ------- you will be sorry
I'm not yelling ------- I'm yelling cause this is important
oh god I can feel some of the dirty looks all ready,lol,, its all in fun
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Permalink Reply by Sardonicus on -
Shawn said:
You know, I told it's a mind thing. Personally I find it all very funny.WHAT,lol,, what happened to the funny thread this was supposed to be,, my subject is: debating or just being a plain weirdo about shit,, my objective, no slash that, my question is, where is the line between debating about something relevant, and just being a complete weirdo?, well let me just tell you that when Mrs. Dreamer was speaking about her hair, that was barely a discussion, it was a simple comment about her hair, so Darklocks comment(in my opinion) was rude, and its not like its the first time,, like earlier in the thread when he tries to make me out to be sexiest,lol,, some things theres is just no need for,, grow a sense of humor and grow a sac well your at it,lol
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on -
yeah it is,lol
Sardonicus said:Shawn said:
You know, I told it's a mind thing. Personally I find it all very funny.WHAT,lol,, what happened to the funny thread this was supposed to be,, my subject is: debating or just being a plain weirdo about shit,, my objective, no slash that, my question is, where is the line between debating about something relevant, and just being a complete weirdo?, well let me just tell you that when Mrs. Dreamer was speaking about her hair, that was barely a discussion, it was a simple comment about her hair, so Darklocks comment(in my opinion) was rude, and its not like its the first time,, like earlier in the thread when he tries to make me out to be sexiest,lol,, some things theres is just no need for,, grow a sense of humor and grow a sac well your at it,lol
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Permalink Reply by Sardonicus on
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Shawn said:
so the "problem" is solved, isn't it? ;)yeah it is,lol
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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I guess will all see what Darklock has to say,lol,, this could get ugly,lol
Sardonicus said:Shawn said:
so the "problem" is solved, isn't it? ;)yeah it is,lol
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Permalink Reply by Jake Mayfield on -
What women say & what men are thinking
* Does my ass look fat in these ? ----- No, your ass is fine, but, your beard is getting a little gray !
* Not now i've got a head ache ! ----- Take some advil, dumb ass !
* I'm not yelling !!! ----- I'm not listening !
* Do you love me ? ----- Of course I love me !
* Your so manly ! ----- So is your sister !!!
* Hang the picture a little more to the left. ----- If your such a pro, hang the fucker your self !
* I'll be ready in a minute ! ----- Yeah right bitch, and I suppose I don't watch the Spanish channel while you sleep, too !!!
* My mom is comming over to visit ! ----- Really, I wish she would have came by Saturday while you were out with the girls !!!
* I heard a noise ! ----- Wait a second & you'll be smelling it !
* I'll just have the salad & a water. ----- Why, because you want to save room for that bag of Oreo's after I drop you off ?
* I love you !!! ----- I love me too !!!
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Permalink Reply by DARK DREAMER on -
Wow! ..............too bad for your girlfriend~~
*hopefully, you were joking ;)*
Jake Mayfield said:What women say & what men are thinking
* Does my ass look fat in these ? ----- No, your ass is fine, but, your beard is getting a little gray !
* Not now i've got a head ache ! ----- Take some advil, dumb ass !
* I'm not yelling !!! ----- I'm not listening !
* Do you love me ? ----- Of course I love me !
* Your so manly ! ----- So is your sister !!!
* Hang the picture a little more to the left. ----- If your such a pro, hang the fucker your self !
* I'll be ready in a minute ! ----- Yeah right bitch, and I suppose I don't watch the Spanish channel while you sleep, too !!!
* My mom is comming over to visit ! ----- Really, I wish she would have came by Saturday while you were out with the girls !!!
* I heard a noise ! ----- Wait a second & you'll be smelling it !
* I'll just have the salad & a water. ----- Why, because you want to save room for that bag of Oreo's after I drop you off ?
* I love you !!! ----- I love me too !!!
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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hahahaa
DARK DREAMER said:Wow! ..............too bad for your girlfriend~~
*hopefully, you were joking ;)*
Jake Mayfield said:What women say & what men are thinking
* Does my ass look fat in these ? ----- No, your ass is fine, but, your beard is getting a little gray !
* Not now i've got a head ache ! ----- Take some advil, dumb ass !
* I'm not yelling !!! ----- I'm not listening !
* Do you love me ? ----- Of course I love me !
* Your so manly ! ----- So is your sister !!!
* Hang the picture a little more to the left. ----- If your such a pro, hang the fucker your self !
* I'll be ready in a minute ! ----- Yeah right bitch, and I suppose I don't watch the Spanish channel while you sleep, too !!!
* My mom is comming over to visit ! ----- Really, I wish she would have came by Saturday while you were out with the girls !!!
* I heard a noise ! ----- Wait a second & you'll be smelling it !
* I'll just have the salad & a water. ----- Why, because you want to save room for that bag of Oreo's after I drop you off ?
* I love you !!! ----- I love me too !!!
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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heres a good one
will you please come ---------?you know you will or I will stay up and bug you till you do
to bed with me
lol
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Permalink Reply by Shawty_X on -
If looks could kill....you're quite sad to actually think of all this but i do unfortunately find it funny! The 'do what you want' I use often oh and 'are you listening to me?' i must admit your knowledge on female kind is pretty impressive Im sure males are the same, if not worse
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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actually I came across the main list online,, I just thought it was funny, so I shared it,,
my knowledge on relationships is pretty clear to me by now, witch it should be,, my current relationship is going on four years, we have been through quite a bit but we are always beside each other in the end, plus were like best friends,lol
Shawty_X said:If looks could kill....you're quite sad to actually think of all this but i do unfortunately find it funny! The 'do what you want' I use often oh and 'are you listening to me?' i must admit your knowledge on female kind is pretty impressive Im sure males are the same, if not worse
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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this is true, but even the right one you can't expect not to go through some of that,lol
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Permalink Reply by Persona Asura on
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...Take the tpic off, you guys arent supposed to know that stuff..
Im serious, your ruining our fun.
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