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Permalink Reply by DARK DREAMER on March 10, 2009 at 1:41

This is funny! Men have their communication problems too you know!! :P

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Permalink Reply by Rev. Fenriz Ulven on March 10, 2009 at 3:06

Hehehe
Nice one :)

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Permalink Reply by Shawn on March 10, 2009 at 6:41

I know, hahaha

DARK DREAMER said:

This is funny! Men have their communication problems too you know!! :P

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Permalink Reply by Galadriel on March 10, 2009 at 9:02

hahah xD Not all of them are true, but there are some really good ones..
"I'll be ready in a minute - at least give me an hour" - absolutely true for me.... ;)

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Permalink Reply by Filthyguitar on March 10, 2009 at 10:11

I thought "we need to talk"means "Im breaking up with you"lol

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Permalink Reply by DARK DREAMER on March 10, 2009 at 10:46

I re-read these again and I don't really think I do this............I'll have to ask my husband :)
If I ask if my ass looks fat I DON'T expect him to say I'm beautiful and when I say I'm sorry I MEAN it, and if I'm yelling I DON'T deny that I am, and if I am overly emotional and he tells me, he is usually RIGHT about it and I listen to that :) Doesn't mean that I just stop being emotional about certain things though (especially if I'm on my period!) LOL
I am not one to say do I look fat and then get mad about it if he said yeah a little bit............however a compliment is ALWAYS appreciated and wanted, and I do like the truth.

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Permalink Reply by Froggie on March 10, 2009 at 14:13

LMFAO!!!!! xD I died reading that. That was great. XD
I don't always do some of those, but I'll admit I do some. Like, "we need" is a DEFINITE thing everyone does. XD lmao. And "we need to talk." That's soooo true. XD LMAO. Sorry to bash on my own kind, but damn. xD It's true lolol

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Permalink Reply by ~The*Water*Nymph~ on March 10, 2009 at 14:56

Oh wow. That is totally true! Though I make it a point to be straightforward, I don't always succeed. lol ^_^

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Permalink Reply by X_x *-Killer~Penguin-* x_X on March 10, 2009 at 15:29

carmilla: heheheh this is so true. except for the flabby thigh part/ rotflol
Wow, that's pretty much all true, except for teh flabby thighs thing, romance is just key. ;P

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Permalink Reply by Shawn on March 10, 2009 at 20:45

haha, all in fun

DARK DREAMER said:

I re-read these again and I don't really think I do this............I'll have to ask my husband :)
If I ask if my ass looks fat I DON'T expect him to say I'm beautiful and when I say I'm sorry I MEAN it, and if I'm yelling I DON'T deny that I am, and if I am overly emotional and he tells me, he is usually RIGHT about it and I listen to that :) Doesn't mean that I just stop being emotional about certain things though (especially if I'm on my period!) LOL
I am not one to say do I look fat and then get mad about it if he said yeah a little bit............however a compliment is ALWAYS appreciated and wanted, and I do like the truth.

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Permalink Reply by Caliban Darklock on March 10, 2009 at 21:33

And as usual, only HALF of the pair is posted.

This is the other half. Oddly, most men don't post this half, and most women only post this half. I wonder what that means.

WHAT MEN SAY------- WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN

"IT'S A GUY THING"-------"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"-------"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."-------(Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.)

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"-------"I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."-------"I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".-------"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."-------"Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."-------"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday, our kids' birthdays, and our anniversary date."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".-------"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."-------"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".-------"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."-------"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"-------"What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."-------"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."-------"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."-------"Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."-------"No one will ever see us alive again."

"I NEED TIME TO THINK THINGS OVER."-------"I don't want to be around when you realize I'm leaving you."

"I'M THE ONE WHO'S TO BLAME."-------"I should never have got involved with you in the first place."

"ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY."-------"Give me a break."

"I MISS YOU."-------"I haven't found anyone else yet."

"I'M FINE . . . REALLY."-------"If I die, it'll be your fault."

"THERE'LL NEVER BE ANYONE ELSE LIKE YOU."-------"I will never make the same horrific mistake again."

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Permalink Reply by Shawn on March 10, 2009 at 22:06

ya well it all depends where you go to look it up, there is actually a hole other chart where I went that you don't have at all

Caliban Darklock said:

And as usual, only HALF of the pair is posted.

This is the other half. Oddly, most men don't post this half, and most women only post this half. I wonder what that means.

WHAT MEN SAY------- WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN

"IT'S A GUY THING"-------"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"-------"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."-------(Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.)

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"-------"I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."-------"I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".-------"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."-------"Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."-------"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday, our kids' birthdays, and our anniversary date."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".-------"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."-------"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".-------"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."-------"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"-------"What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."-------"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."-------"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."-------"Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."-------"No one will ever see us alive again."

"I NEED TIME TO THINK THINGS OVER."-------"I don't want to be around when you realize I'm leaving you."

"I'M THE ONE WHO'S TO BLAME."-------"I should never have got involved with you in the first place."

"ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY."-------"Give me a break."

"I MISS YOU."-------"I haven't found anyone else yet."

"I'M FINE . . . REALLY."-------"If I die, it'll be your fault."

"THERE'LL NEVER BE ANYONE ELSE LIKE YOU."-------"I will never make the same horrific mistake again."

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