oh i can hear the awful, awful infected creatures out there. for they have been infected with the worse thing anyone could ever have! the inability to control oneself, bloated, in constant pain, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea! oh god it's worse than death! for they have came into existence, the infection! PLEASE HEAR ME OUT! FOR I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM IT! luckily some of us (and me) are immune to this awful, awful infection! we don't have it and will never get it! but unluckily, some of us get this infection! and it consumes them! oh god, remember when this wasn't existent? when life was good? now it came into existent and ruined everything and everyone! we are fighting in a war, a war against the infected! god help us! god help us find a cure, for we will find a cure one day! and uninfect all of the infected! one day... one day...