You all have any favorite quotes, mottos, proverbs, sayings, etc. I have 3 that come to mind now: 1. Judge Not Lest You Be Judged 2. Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone + 3.God's Last Name Is Not Damn---Got the third one from a billboard that I saw at the beach once....So, come and tell me your favorites!!!
LoL. Thats the best quote so far.
I have one also "If you dont shoot ,you dont score"-Wayne Gretzky.
..oh and this one also ;) "Higher the stakes,higher the prize" -Juhani Tamminen.
Don't let the bastards grind you down - Another Latin saying
Some quotes from people I know:
"This [The Gospel of Filth] is a book you can judge by its cover." -Andrew Gould
"Satanism isn't consistant with Christianity." -Andrew Gould
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" (Shea), "I'm not sure that's the case with diabetes" (Andrew).
"[What doesn't kill you makes you stronger] is one of those gray areas." -Selvon Kerr
"The difference between white magic and black magic is the difference between cipher and zero." - Arthur Edward Waite
"No Christian should practice magic." -Glen Sutherland
"The only bad thing about your place is that it's so hot in here" (Selvon), "Well, if you don't like it in here because of the heat, you're definately not gonna like it in Hell" (me), "I don't plan on going to Hell" (Selvon).
"No Christian should read books about magic" (me), "I'm not a Christian and I don't plan on going to Hell" (Selvon).
"Call no man on earth 'father', for you have your Father that is in Heaven." -Jesus Christ
"Better to reign in Heaven than serve in Hell." -Me
"Our Father, which wert in Heaven...." Satanist Prayer (The Black Arts, pp 309. Richard Cavendish)
Fortune cookie fortunes:
:)People are attracted by your delicate features.:)
:)Good things are coming to you in due course of time. :)
Your passions sweep you away.
So live that you wouldn't be shamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Your talents will prove to be especially useful this week.
It is by those who have suffered that the world is most advanced.
Do not put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
:) You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you.
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
You have the uncommon gift of common sense.
All that we are is a result of what we have thought.
You are free to invent your life.
Do not display your treasures, or people will become envious.
The will to do, the soul to dare, is yours for the taking if you prepare.
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident.
Learn from how people in the arts react to criticism.
:) Study hard, it's well worth your time. / :) Estudie duro, es bien valor su tiempo.
:) If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted. :)
You will be reckognized and honored as a community leader.
Wisdom comes from experience. A light heart carries you through all the hard times.
:) Now is the time to try something new. :)
A charming friendship is in the making.
Discontent is the first necessity of progress.
May life throw you a pleasant curve. :)
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
:) No one is standing in your way anymore, time to [start] moving forward. :) Volunterr for a local organization./ Ofrezcase para una oranizacion local.
some people get things and some people dont, the ones who do, are the ones that show up to get it
a blumpkin is getting head while your taking a shit (Harold and Komar)
:) You will have no problems in your home. :)
:) You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music. :)
:) Practice makes perfect. :)
Your persistance and diligence are apprecieated by all.
"Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead."- Scottish Proverb
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." -P. J. O'Rourke
"I used to be snow white, but I drifted." -Mae West
Guard: "Surrender Fiend, and I can promise you an easy death!"
Kain: "I could promise you the same... But it would be a LIE!"
-Legacy of Kain: Defiance
What is the final answer for the life, the universe and everything? 42 XD
From the movie hitchhikkers guide to the galaxy
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to GIRLS sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such." - Homer Simpson
Chief Wiggum: You really have that much faith in me?
Homer Simpson: Faith is for things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real.
"Our relationship is built on lies, but so are a lot of great things... like history, and religion." - Homer Simpson
"Trick or Treat isn't just some phrase you chant mindlessly like the lord's prayer. It's an oral contract." - Bart Simpson
"Prayer has no place in schools just like facts have no place in organized religions." - Superintendent Chalmers
"Christmas is a time when people of ALL religions come together to worship Santa" - Bart Simpson
"Don't forget the real reason for christmas, to celebrate the birth of Santa." - Bart Simpson
"So, epiphany isn't just a word that black people name their daughters."
- Stan Smith American Dad
"I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why
you dismiss all the other gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F. Roberts
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." — Samuel Clemens (AKA Mark Twain)
"Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million." - Mark Twain
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!" --- George Carlin
“If there was a god, I’d still have both nuts.” – Lance Armstrong
“I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we kick off.” - Billy Joel
“If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.” – Bill Maher
"War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would’ve been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say “this guy”, because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he’s at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn’t give a shit. Doesn’t give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.” – George Carlin
"Jesus is coming. Are you swallowing that?" - Unknown
"Wakka wakka wakka" - Fozzie Bear
"You think YOU are a victim of child abuse" - Jesus Christ
"I didn't write a book." - God
"I didn't write it." - Satan
"There was a book?" - Jesus Christ
"I am a good example of a bad parent" - God
"Worship me or I will torture you forever" - God