Jokes
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Permalink Reply by Cassandra on -
I have a couple and they're quite bad.
1. How do you kill a circus act?
- You aim for the juggler.
2. Why was Bob Marley upset with the doughnuts served in Heaven?
- They didn't have any "jammin."
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Permalink Reply by Christine on -
I read this on someones FB- profile a while back.
The neighbours kid is running around in the garden waving an imaginary wand and shouting spells.
"I bet you wanna be like Harry Potter:" I asked.
"Yes!" he said.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.
Well, I think it was funny!
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Permalink Reply by Gotherina on -
Can't think of any jokes atm but I saw this on a friend's FB status yesterday and thought it was funny:
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today........They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine." so that was nice.
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Permalink Reply by Kevin Hall on -
Hahaha ... funny, I hear so many and damned if I can think of one?
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Permalink Reply by Dradle of Filth on -
I don't know many "punchline" jokes, but this deliberately awful one from Doug Stanhope springs to mind, and I confess to laughing when I first heard it:
A girlfriend told me "If God was a woman, he would have made cum taste like chocolate", and I said "Yeah, but he had to make it taste like bleach so you'd remember to do the laundry".
Deliberately bad. Anyway, I'm off to see him again in a few minutes.
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Permalink Reply by Kevin Hall on
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LOL ... OK enjoy! I'm outa here ... night :)
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Permalink Reply by Cassandra on
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HAHA! That's funny :D
Gotherina said:
Can't think of any jokes atm but I saw this on a friend's FB status yesterday and thought it was funny:
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today........They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine." so that was nice.
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Permalink Reply by Cassandra on
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Here's one a friend told me.
There were once two horses in a stable named Bob and Gary. Bob turned to Gary and started to talk to him about the horse race from yesterday. An owl, Mr. Owl, flew to a railing to listen. Gary was eating his oats and didn't seem to care.
"Man, that race yesterday was tiring! My rider kept hitting my butt to make me run faster! I kept running and running and he was yelling at me, 'Run Bob! Go! Go! Faster! Faster!' So I ran as fast as I could. I darted past all the other horses. I went faster and faster! Finally I saw a flash of light and I won first place!" exclaimed Bob
Just then a bushel of hay which was laying on top of a shelf was about to fall over near the horses.
"Look out for that bushel!" screeched Mr. Owl.
"Holy shit! It's going to hit us!" screamed Bob.
"Holy shit its a talking horse!" screamed Gary.
It is really corny and bad.
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