Illegal Immigration from United States into Mexico

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico and I would like to ask
you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from
the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few
arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same
way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President
Calderon, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be
expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their
school.
7. Please, plan to feed my kids both breakfast and lunch at school.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I
probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car
has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or
negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws
enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical
things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on
their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from
the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican government pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that
I'll get a monthly income at retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who
walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. So, I am sure that President Calderon
won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. Thank you so much
for your kind help. U DA MAN!!    

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Permalink Reply by Inhuman Affliction on May 22, 2011 at 22:52
I did, didn't I.
Permalink Reply by Scott Milliorn on May 22, 2011 at 23:12

Sure, there is plenty of space here.  Money?  Have you not watched the news about USA?  We are how many trillion in debt, but people come anyhow expecting government money we don't even have for the ones that are here.  As for hard working, any race, color, etc. can be hard working, no point to be made.  As for "babies" I mean seriously...who is guilty of that, not them, the parents.  If they grow up here and have to go back, why is anyone but the culprits the blame?  Its that apathetic, white lies hurt no one bullshit along with excess that got us in this mess.  Guess what's going to happen when they can't find work, and the money pit is gone?  Their gonna go back to Mexico.  They already send money made here back over the line, which is detrimental to ANY countries economy.  Just because it's not happening elsewhere, people don't care.  Wait til they experience the same, and they be bitching a storm as well. 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista

 

That's the movement, its real, its being practiced.  Its nothing short of culture war since they can't fight us with military, or with foreign support, they rather wage war on us this way.  Mexican Cartel an its drug war alone has destroyed the country, its identity, etc. everything!  Now you want that to spread to us? 

 

http://www.google.com/search?q=reconquistion&ie=utf-8&oe=ut...

 

Google it, take you forever to soak that up, and not that bullshit study you posted.

Permalink Reply by Nutsack of Filth on May 22, 2011 at 23:28

It's bound to be the case that certain members of a race of people who were violently and unjustifiably eradicated from an area are going to want to take it back, but it doesn't mean they will, nor does it mean that the whole race wants to.  It's unfair to paint them all with the same brush simply because of the actions or ideas of a fringe set of radical nationalists.  I'm sure if you spoke to most Mexican immigrants, they wouldn't even know what Reconquista meant (well, they'd understand the word of course, but not the movement).  

 

Incidentally, why was the study I posted "bullshit"?

Permalink Reply by Scott Milliorn on May 23, 2011 at 0:58

Ask the people of Louisiana why they too would say that study is bullshit, as they ran them out of there after the hurricanes hit years ago by deadly force.

 

That study, as in what it suggest, was very true during a time when USA needed to be filled up.  That time ended in the very period that person started the study.  Immigration laws changed since then, used to be OK to come here, get documentation, and do your own thing.  But that time is long gone, not just for them, but for any immigrants.  They have 19th century views in the 21st century.

 

Chinese, European, African, Middle Eastern, etc. come here, they want to become American, and they GLADLY renounce there citizenship.  They still bring there culture with them, but blend it with ours, that has been the American way since day one.  For Mexican citizens to come here, and bring Mexico with them, and take it back, is same treason thoughts as England and War of 1812.  This time its not done by military force, but again a war on culture.  Ask the Latino's here what they think.  They are proud of their heritage, and being American.  They too DISAGREE with illegal immigration, and the culture of Reconquista that Mexico advocates.

 

Again, its why the sarcastic list of demands posted.  They demand the same thing, but they would NEVER do the same for us.  So why are we doing this for them?  NO other immigrants at large do this?  Not even the other Latino immigrants of Central/South America practice this, just Mexico.  Ever had a friend that would NEVER do a thing for you, but when wanted you to do something they DEMANDED you do it for them?  What's the difference?

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