HAVE YOU EVER TRY CRADLE POETRY IN COURTING SOMEONE??????

i tried to use some of the lyrics to court the girl i like from school but she just said
I'm too VAMPIRIC for her what?! well she loves that twilight shit but i hate it what do you say????

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Permalink Reply by Mihail Roa Badjuminton on May 11, 2010 at 7:53
oscar wright said:
nice try putting cradle in ur lyrics but with a girl and twilight she's probably into muse and paramore shit

how did you know hahahahaha
Permalink Reply by Dylan on June 1, 2010 at 23:50
Twilight completely ruined vampires for me... =[
Permalink Reply by Vladimyr Blaspheme on July 5, 2010 at 13:58
Twilight? O my god, that's just a horrible story from what my girlfriend has told me. Fucking "sparkly vampires that all love one another" The fucking author couldn't think of something that'd catch a preppy bitch's attention besides something shiny. The fucking plot sounds more like some elaborate daytime drama show that was made because the CEO's daughter liked "vampires, hot guys, and shiny things." These Twilight lovers are just morosely dumb, and wouldn't know a GOOD love story if Romeo and Juliet bitch-smacked 'em in the fucking face. FAIL. O.o
Permalink Reply by Pyretta Blaze on July 20, 2010 at 7:36
My husband introduced me to Cradle of Filth's music on our first meeting back in 2000. I didn't like it at the time (love it now though), but I did find it strangely interesting and I wanted to know more about this goth guy that listened to such wild music.
Permalink Reply by Heartsbane on July 22, 2010 at 7:08
Well this girl of yours obviously doesn't have very good taste in music or books hehe but I think using COF lyrics is a great idea. Its poetry enough and a good way to introduce her to that kind of music. Unfortunately in your case it didn't work...
Permalink Reply by Vladimyr Blaspheme on July 23, 2010 at 0:19
I'm happy at least my girlfriend knows that Twilight is NOT dark, however much she likes it. She does like Cradle Of Filth (Thank Leviathan). She LOVES Cradle, thankfully. :)
Permalink Reply by Steven Filth on July 23, 2010 at 10:14
The vampires in Twilight give real vampires a bad name, your going to hate this part more, if you lie to the girl and pretend you like Twilight you mite have a chance with the bitch!!!
Permalink Reply by Kevin Hall on July 23, 2010 at 12:56
"Twilight is not dark" ... well there you go ... twi' ... Twix ... in between (haha) ... Twipyres ... sounds fuckin' stupid !!! Like the movie, just wrong. Glad she likes COF tho' ... you're lucky :)

Vladimyr Blaspheme said:
I'm happy at least my girlfriend knows that Twilight is NOT dark, however much she likes it. She does like Cradle Of Filth (Thank Leviathan). She LOVES Cradle, thankfully. :)
Permalink Reply by Vladimyr Blaspheme on July 23, 2010 at 13:33
yeah, she actually likes CoF more thenm Twilight thankfully. She knows I hate ths shit, so she doesnt really talk to me about it. lol She knows vampires are draker then the shit protrayed in that gayass chick flick.

Kevin Hall said:
"Twilight is not dark" ... well there you go ... twi' ... Twix ... in between (haha) ... Twipyres ... sounds fuckin' stupid !!! Like the movie, just wrong. Glad she likes COF tho' ... you're lucky :)

Vladimyr Blaspheme said:
I'm happy at least my girlfriend knows that Twilight is NOT dark, however much she likes it. She does like Cradle Of Filth (Thank Leviathan). She LOVES Cradle, thankfully. :)
Permalink Reply by Marilyn L. on August 24, 2010 at 14:05
Try using lines from Nymphetamine, some are pretty romantic to my taste.

Here's an example :
"And would you ever soon
Come above onto me?
For once upon a time
On the binds of your loneliness
I could always find the slot for your sacred key"

My husband and I got interested in each other because I mentioned I loved CoF so maybe you can try.
Permalink Reply by Victoria Thorne on December 20, 2010 at 19:48

then she is a wanna be vamp. a real vamp would have melted --my love used some and i just orgasmed all over the place .   so yes--with the right girl (and true hearts do count with vampy ppl too) they do work and work WELL

Permalink Reply by Victoria Thorne on December 20, 2010 at 19:50

not so

Satan said:

The vampires in Twilight give real vampires a bad name, your going to hate this part more, if you lie to the girl and pretend you like Twilight you mite have a chance with the bitch!!!

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