good jokes?
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on -
ok,
a retired man sick of city life, moves into the country,, after living miles away from civilization for 6 straight months, he hears a knock at the door,,
"hello", says a 7 foot tall man, "I am your neighbor from a half a mile up the dirt road", "I was wondering if you wanted to come to a party at my house to night"?
the retired man was very board so he replied, "sure", "I would love to get out of the house for the night",,
the tall man says "great", "you can show up around 6 but I must warn you", "there will be a lot of drinking",, "thats all right", replied the retired man, "I wouldn't mind a few drinks myself",,
the tall man says "ok", "but I also must warn you", "there will probably be a lot of fighting as well",,"no problem', he replies, "its probably nothing I haven't seen before",,
"great", says the tall guy, "oh ya", "there well most definitely be sex and lots of it",, "thats alright too" says the retired man with a smirk,,
"great", "Ill see you at 6",, as they shake hands the retired man asks, "what should I bring"?,,
the tall man replies, "don't worry about anything it will just be you and me
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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yo momma is so fat
she fell over and I tried not to laugh man
but the ground was cracking up!
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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an old guy is at the doctors when his doctor comes up and says
"sorry tom but you have cancer and alzheimers"
Tom says "oh shit, thank god I don't have cancer
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Permalink Reply by the X convict on -
fukin good shit i'll find some a
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Permalink Reply by antiskum on -
if you have a wall and a nut what do you have?
walnut
if you have a chest and a nut what do you have?
chestnut
if you have a chin and a nut what do you have?
a mouth full of cock.
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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hahahaa
antiskum said:if you have a wall and a nut what do you have?
walnut
if you have a chest and a nut what do you have?
chestnut
if you have a chin and a nut what do you have?
a mouth full of cock.
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Permalink Reply by the X convict on
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ur mums so big
that dora can't explore her
LOL
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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your mom 's so fat she sweats butter,
matter fact I seen her at denny's,
they gave her a job wiping pancakes on her forehead
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Permalink Reply by the X convict on
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a man buy's alot of flavoured comdons
and tell's his girlfriend when
he put's them on she's to close her eye's
and suck so she close's her eye's
and sucks and say's
that's cheese and onion flavour
and he say's FUK U bitch let me fukin put them
on first
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on
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haha
the x convict said:a man buy's alot of flavoured comdons
and tell's his girlfriend when
he put's them on she's to close her eye's
and suck so she close's her eye's
and sucks and say's
that's cheese and onion flavour
and he say's FUK U bitch let me fukin put them
on first
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Permalink Reply by the X convict on
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8 year old sally come's home from school
and say's mum frank murry show me his diddle two day
it reminded me of a peanut
her mum smile's and say's small was it??
sally say's na it was salty
fukin sick a lol
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