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Funniest thing i read...in Kerrrang i think, this was a few years back now around " Damnation and a day" time when Cradle where starting to build some momentum coming off Midian and Cradle of Fear....any way this Guy writes in to Kerrrang saying how hot he thinks Dani is and how he loves her voice and he really wants to do her....is this just a mixed up emo kid (before his time) no apparently he really thinks Dani is a chick and has pics of him on his wall and does god knows what over them...ewwww, anyway kerrrang set him "straight" by saying "yeah bro you should check out the jugs on that Marilyn Manson chick too".....i wonder how this fuck wit felt when he found out he'd been wanking over a bloke....hahaha
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Permalink Reply by summerdyingfast616 on -
ha he sounds lik a douch
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Permalink Reply by Lord Snuff on -
He must have wanted to kill himself....when he found out, maybe he did...hahaha
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Permalink Reply by KarenS on -
Yeah and I wanna give one to that bloke in a skirt with the big jugs on keyboards ;-o lol.
Ha ha How the feck that kid thought he was a girl lol.
That'll teach Dani for spelling his name the girls way I suppose heh heh ;). This blokey is not alone though, some chick on youtube from America posted under the Honey and Sulphur video "Is the singer a guy or a girl?"
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Permalink Reply by Caliban Darklock on -
When Necrophagia played a little club in Xenia, Ohio during the eighties... I could have sworn the singer (Killjoy) was a chick. It was a couple years before I found out otherwise.
Which just goes to show: guys, if you are going to front a metal band, lift some damn weights and develop some biceps! Skinny arms are for chicks and junkies. Get yourself some fourteen-inch guns, and nobody will think you're a girl.
Yeah, I'm sure the kid who wrote the letter was creeped out. Now imagine that you're up on stage at a metal show. How many of the guys in the audience are going to be spanking it tonight and thinking of you?
That's a lot creepier, if you ask me. (Not as creepy as actually being a girl, though, when you can pretty reliably answer that question with "all of them".)
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Permalink Reply by BloodLust on -
I Thought Jeffree Star Was A Girl. He Looks Like One. He Is So Fuckin Gay, I Hate Him.
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Permalink Reply by Kristopher on -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Must submit that one to Keystone's (beer) unsmooth moments! What the fuck!! I mean.... fuck i can't even say....... damn...........
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